Hiya!
As a lawyer, I am forced to write the following, in big bold upper case letters so we can be clear about something:
NOTHING ON THIS SITE IS TO BE CONSTRUED AS LEGAL ADVICE. IT IS PROVIDED FOR INFORMATIONAL (AND POSSIBLY ENTERTAINMENT) PURPOSES ONLY. IF YOU NEED LEGAL ADVICE, CONSULT AN ATTORNEY.
Thank you for your attention, sorry for the screaming.

I gotta ad a disclaimer to my blog
“nothing on this site should be considered rational”