As a lawyer, I am forced to write the following, in big bold upper case letters so we can be clear about something:
NOTHING ON THIS SITE IS TO BE CONSTRUED AS LEGAL ADVICE. IT IS PROVIDED FOR INFORMATIONAL (AND POSSIBLY ENTERTAINMENT) PURPOSES ONLY. IF YOU NEED LEGAL ADVICE, CONSULT AN ATTORNEY. ALSO, TOO, YOU READING THIS SITE DOES NOT MAKE YOU MY CLIENT. YOU GOTTA PAY ME FOR THAT (12 YEAR-OLD SCOTCH ACCEPTED).
Thank you for your attention, sorry for the screaming.